Never been on one of these before,
ocean salt wind flowing into your core,
put some goggles over your bright eyes,
clip you into the glider by my side.
I got this one for eluding radar,
keeping real stealth like Darth Vader,
frame is grey and smooth and matte,
slicing through wind with elan of a cat.
We passing over a hill now far down south,
point out the placid beaches of Kei Mouth,
tell you we’re going just over that hill
to Lesotho where we’ll find a thrill.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend you know
and they have them over the border in droves;
pick you one from the ground for show,
suddenly we running from the border patrol.
They watched us land doing their exercising,
you next to me doing Crossfit proselytising,
tell me you killed Fran in under 2:30,
wearing booty shorts, flipping your hair all flirty.
You walk the walk, girl, and you talk the big talk,
I like that you got a lil bit of jock
in you and you got a lil bit of rock
and roll in you and you got a lil bit of mock
But boom! There go our feet into the wet ground
and immediately we hear the bark of hounds.
Entire army thinks we here to rob them,
coming at us with nobody to stop them.
Looks like we doing that James Bond escape,
running around the jungle, run for the cape,
try to cross the jungle to South Africa fast
or the diamond that I picked will be my last.
I toss it to you as you hit your stride,
tell you put it in your bra and try to hide.
For the first time this journey I’ll play red herring,
tell you to go on and give you a bearing.
Sometimes as a man you gotta stay and take your stand,
cuz all of this running without a plan
leaves us with just one last border to cross,
that jewel tucked in your bosom all polished and glossed.
I turn around and create a huge diversion,
throwing flash bangs till their eyes see inversion,
make them fire blindly, make it unkindly,
make them feel the creeps of a Predator behind me.
I make my move just to stun those troops,
tossing smoke bombs and rotten fruits,
gotta scare em with the smell of monkey poop,
make them run around in a silly loop.
Meanwhile you got safely across the border,
dudes over there see the mad disorder,
coming over here to fire their guns,
leaving wide window for me to make a run.
While everyone’s distracted I bolt after you,
cutting through tall grass like cheetahs do,
burst from the forest floor and see the rendezvous spot.
We’re sprinting for it now with that massive rock…